In the last emergency meeting of the City of Liverpool
we have observed a piece of information
of a very special kind.
It would seem that a small boat named the Neptune
has brought back a fishing net lost on the sea,
in which was imprisoned the world’s biggest sandal.
Its size is the one of a sperm whale
it looks like a ladybird caught in a butterfly net.
The beast is suspended at Canning Dock
near the ship that brought it back.